Life lessons from 1992

•January 10, 2017 • Leave a Comment

​In 1992, after much goading from my parents to be participatory, I finally put my name down for a marble and spoon race at school. Seemed like something that could be done by being slow and without much exertion, a combination I still strongly endorse.

Anyway, so the whistle blew and the race was off and I was doing really well. As my fellow competitors lost their marbles and dropped off along the way, I chugged along. 

Finally, with the end in sight I looked down only to realise I had dropped my marble somewhere along the way. The race had been over for me quite a while back, it seemed.

And if this is not an apt metaphor of adult life, I don’t know what is. 😐

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NEW YEAR RESOLUTION – Part 2

•January 1, 2017 • Leave a Comment
After the banana resolution of 2016, I decided in 2017 I’m going to end every call with – “Love you too!
Every call.
Day 1, but the impatient loan lady did sound mighty surprised.

NEW YEAR RESOLUTION – Part 1

•January 1, 2017 • Leave a Comment

At some point in 2015 I had read somewhere (Lancet, perhaps) that more people are willing to put a stranger’s genitalia in their mouth than the brownish part of a ripened banana.

I resolved that in 2016 I’ll not stand for this. If I can go with A, I can surely go with B. Thus, I devoted the year to eating the brown part of ripened bananas.

In conclusion: Glad the horrific year is over. Never eating that again!

Bread that foretold 2016

•December 31, 2016 • Leave a Comment

Jan 1, 2016, was a cold morning and I remember the first thing I did was to venture out to replenish my depleted stock of bread.

Back from my expedition, I opened the packet and there was an insect merrily traversing all over my bread. For all I know it even flashed me a taunting smile. And that’s when I thought – Maybe this year is not going to be that great.

I did not realise it then but in retrospect the bread metaphorically represented the world and the insect, well, everything that happened.

For 2017, I have already stocked up on the soothsaying bread. 🙂
HAPPY NEW YEAR, folks!

Monkey’s New Year’s resolution

•December 30, 2016 • Leave a Comment

The monkey’s New Year’s resolution is to keep the house clean.

In case anyone is wondering what I’m doing cleaning windows out on the terrace in this freezing cold.

How badminton came to takeover 5th Cross Road

•December 29, 2016 • Leave a Comment

5th Cross, where I live, is relatively a quiet lane. Quiet enough for two young men to be playing badminton this evening.

As a young couple passed them the couple veered to the farthest side. “I don’t want to be hit by their cocks!” said one to the other.

And there I was, just happy to be alive in this year of our lord 2016!

The mysterious secrets of sign language

•December 23, 2016 • Leave a Comment

So sometime ago I decided to learn sign language. I leant how to say sorry and how to ask where’s the restroom. Two of the most important phrases and I decided to rest on my laurels. I was quite pleased with myself. Well, achievement unlocked and all. And then I find out today that there’s a gorilla named Koko who invented the Gorilla Sign Language. Give me a break!

 
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